What kind of asshole leaves Santa plain, boring milk?
The man has been flying around the world, delivering presents, all day. He needs a stiff drink with your cookies, and, let’s be honest, you probably do, too.
Boozy milk sounds like a bad, curdley choice but it’s not. It’s cozy and comforting– and the bite of the booze makes cookie dunking even more delicious. These are two of our all time favorite cocktails that are perfect for Santa (not to mention getting tipsy in front of Grandma without looking suspicious).
- 8 oz milk
- 1 part Scotch
- 1 ½ parts Drambuie– a weird honeyed Scotch-ish liquor
- Gently warm milk in a small saucepan or the microwave to just hardly steaming. Transfer to a heatproof cup, mug, or glass. Stir in the hooch, to taste.
- 8oz Chocolate Soy Milk
- 2 part Creme de Menth
- 1 part Vodka
- Drink it cold, stir it well. Ice is nice but not necessary. It tastes like Junior Mints and goes down quicker than you’d think, so don’t be a dummy.